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Posted 20 Nov 2001 20:44:18
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20 Nov 2001 20:44:18 vamps tko posted:
you know you're a webmaster if you must 'view source' of every page you visit.

if when you're lonely you read your log files to make sure that people still love you.

you refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading" and eating as "uploading"

You know you are a webmaster when you give your wife a new website for Valentine's Day, her Birthday...

now i know others pop in here lets see if we can add to this thread




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Replied 21 Nov 2001 00:57:54
21 Nov 2001 00:57:54 Waldo Smeets replied:
lol.. it's too late to be a creative mind, mind I'm defenitely gonna like this threath <img src=../images/dmxzone/forum/icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Replied 21 Nov 2001 14:42:10
21 Nov 2001 14:42:10 TC McFall replied:
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hey vamp, good to see ya again...

I guess I should have read your fk thread first so I would know if I am being original or not...drat!

ok, fine...you know your a webmaster when your home and work computer's desktops and programs are "synched" so you can continue your <i><b>real</b></i> work uninterrupted (at least, when the boss isn't watching) !

There are no "webmasters"...only "webstudents". Now, snatch the floppy from my hand, grasshopper.
Replied 21 Nov 2001 21:33:42
21 Nov 2001 21:33:42 vamps tko replied:
...your taskbar is the same size as a paid to surf bar.

...you can stare at this screen without blinking for 30 seconds

...the only light that works in the house is in your computer room

...you shop around for scripts at adult sites.

You know you're a webmaster if...

...your mouse pad has worn down to paper thin in the middle

...you've created short-cut keys to this forum

...you literally dread school holidays because that'll mean spending time with the kids.

...you ask your lady to talk dirty in code while doing it.


Replied 28 Nov 2001 16:55:02
28 Nov 2001 16:55:02 TC McFall replied:
wow vamp. ur thread died, man.
bummer.

you know your a webmaster when you begin having dreams of being able to post yourself to the server so you can fix things in (digital) person.
or maybe you are a webmaster when you wake up and you are <i>reallllllllyyyyyy</i> bummed that you cant!
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There are no "webmasters"...only "webstudents". Now, snatch the floppy from my hand, grasshopper.
Replied 30 Nov 2001 17:04:32
30 Nov 2001 17:04:32 vamps tko replied:
i don't consider it dead i was hoping to get some people in here i guess there really is no one here

Replied 30 Nov 2001 17:22:42
30 Nov 2001 17:22:42 Owen Eastwick replied:
You know you're a webmaster when.....

You only answer posts about hardcore coding issues <img src=../images/dmxzone/forum/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Regards

Owen.

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Replied 03 Dec 2001 17:27:01
03 Dec 2001 17:27:01 TC McFall replied:
and well....there you have it. I guess the thread isn't dead after all...it's just nappin'
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There are no "webmasters"...only "webstudents". Now, snatch the floppy from my hand, grasshopper.
Replied 04 Dec 2001 14:05:30
04 Dec 2001 14:05:30 Andrew Watson replied:
All your lifes hassles begin with If...

Replied 04 Dec 2001 14:13:26
04 Dec 2001 14:13:26 TC McFall replied:
when......
someone mentions silicon and you think of computers...
**sigh**
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There are no "webmasters"...only "webstudents". Now, snatch the floppy from my hand, grasshopper.
Replied 04 Dec 2001 14:34:52
04 Dec 2001 14:34:52 Owen Eastwick replied:
You know you're a webmaster when.....

.....If someone mentions Chips you think computers. BTW. Chips UK = Fries USA - Hey almost looks like pseudo code.

.....You work out every day problems in code:

varMoneyGiven = £5.00
varCostOfItem = £3.50
varChange = varMoneyGiven - varCostOfItem
Response.Write("varChange"

.....You go to bed thinking about a coding problem and are frustrated the next morning when, despite your best efforts to dream in VBScript, you still can't solve it.

Regards

Owen.

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Replied 04 Dec 2001 17:19:00
04 Dec 2001 17:19:00 vamps tko replied:
... you check your email every 5 minutes, and if there's nothing, you click again right away just to be sure...
... if you have a T1 in your one bedroom apartment
...when you kids have to e-mail you for help with their homework

Replied 06 Dec 2001 18:34:54
06 Dec 2001 18:34:54 Elsa Bartley replied:
...when the fridge is plugged up next to the computer

...you met most of your friends online

...you ponder the use of your legs, while fully understanding your &lt;head&gt; and &lt;body&gt;.

...you hate Netscape 6

Replied 19 Jul 2002 14:21:08
19 Jul 2002 14:21:08 Jon Wheat replied:
You go marmalade. I hate Netscape <img src=../images/dmxzone/forum/icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

webmster if ... you want the backend code to this site
Replied 20 Jul 2002 13:26:18
20 Jul 2002 13:26:18 Eric van Lit replied:
your a webmaster when....

.... u talk with abbreviations like brb (be right back), lmao (laughing my ass of) etc.

.... u change your name to [yourname].com

.... u have cd's as earrings

.... u have a dog called 'Micro' and a cat called 'Soft'

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Edited by - fifkikker on 20 Jul 2002 13:26:51

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